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| Sleepless marathon failed at 1pm, when i fell asleep at restaurant.
Thanks for the gifts =)
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| I would like to thank Dad for treating me like a three-years-old when I
was cooking instant noodles, especially when I was cooking for him.
Thanks.
Sometimes, I wonder if Dad wonders why God gave me a pair of hands to
go along with my mouth. But more times, I wonder if God gave my Dad
hands for my mouth, or my Dad a mouth for my hands. Maybe it's the
ears' fault; it's complicated.
Probably since grade two you have realized that I am not retarded. And
being the workaholic that you are, probably took you till grade three
to notice that I have, like you, four limbs. Surprise! I'm more than a
mouth to feed! And more to your amazement, I still get straight A's in
university, I think i can handle an instant noodle. Yes, half the
instructions are in Korean, but the other half is
in English. And I know those are dried vegetable. Yes, I know what
dried means. Haha, your son is a smart ass... plus a mouth and four
limbs, etc.
Even though I act retarded for amusement at times, I really am not. Sorry to have confused you.
But guess what, Dad, you will never read this. And for safety's sake, I will later translate this entry into Korean.
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| Did all the quizzes from Doreen's Xanga couple days ago, and did this one just now:
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Your Scholastic Strength Is Evaluating
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You are great at looking at many details and putting them all together.
You are talented at detecting subtle trends, accuracy, and managing change.
You should major in:
Statistics
Speech
Conflict studies
Communication
Finance
Medicine
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Statistics?! no way am i becoming some number dude...
btw if you wanna check out UBC's stats department, it's in LSK and it's pretty uncool
Speech and Communications involve English... nope
I sense that we will soon achieve absolute world peace, thus Conflict Studies will become a most useless skill
Financing is okay, but backstabbing, cheating and stealing aren't
Medicine: too difficult, over-rated and shortens my lifespan (by TEN
years! can use that time to find a lot of standard deviations, write
lots of literature, solve lots more conflicts and steal lots more money
instead of... lying there dead). Nope.
I suspect myself to be a workaholic.
Rather than experiencing the long expected extreme euphoria from having
completed my pathetic Engl110 video, I felt lost. ok. better
discontinue this train of thought before drowning in apathy.
Guess it doesn't hurt to offer some advice to everyone on writing
exams, as I am better known as a seasoned academic than other things
like
"a-simple-friendly-fellow-who-eats-and-sleep-and-do-other-stuff-too-and-never-read-textbooks-24/7-nor-read-them-outta-pleasure":
- go with gut feelings
- you can bring anything, as long as it's in a water bottle
- bring a dice for multiple choice questions
- always write jokes
- draw random pictures if time permits, for example, a stickman holding a bomb saying "Good-bye, marks"
- start a staring contest with the invigilator
- don't go with gut feelings
Let's hope that there'll be a gigantic standard deviation in the exams,
and all of us will belong to the higher end of the spectrum. (yes we
need bottom feeders so profs will further scale the marks, admit it,
you want that, too)
Don't forget to have fun, always.
p.s. thank you CSP
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| FIRST 1/2 DONE
Physics was so hard.
The final was as hard as...
acorn; bones; crabs; diamond; english; japanese steel; hardhat; helmets; metals; rocks; SiC; snail; and wood.
It was also as easy as...
brain surgery; chewing ginger and chili; harvard/oxford/cambridge/MIT;
jumping off a cliff; medical school; rocket science; swallowing
needles; and buying presents for friends.
Perhaps it was as tough as...
King Kong; Godzilla; T-Rex; Chinese parents; Asian parents; and a tank.
... if you get drunk during the
holidays, try eating/swallowing two raw eggs and then dye your hair,
any colour. your urine will glow a certain colour (not telling you
which colour yet) ^^ drinking milk after eating the egg would make it
glow even more = )
tell me which colour urs became after you've tried (different for different people)!
Happy Holidays :)
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